Who Am I?

Well, you already know my full name, and I strongly believe that’s all you need to know. I simply live my ordinary life and share some of its most interesting moments with you and other blog readers. Cool, isn’t it!?

What is My Blog About?

As the title says… tons of crap in single place. Put simply, this blog is about me and why everything I like is great. Unlike “normal” blogs, this one isn’t focused on a single topic (like cars, Internet, magazines, etc.) and contains a great deal of various stuff that is interesting to me.

One day here you can find an entry about the Internet, an useless post about my life another day, and hate speech that attacks a person or group I don’t like after several weeks of total silence. In other words, I post whatever and whenever I want, and I’m always right; therefore, if you disagree with me, you are wrong.

How to Contact Me?

First, you must be an attractive girl (single, or ready to cheat on your boyfriend). If you are not, you’d better have a very good reason (like business proposal, or something) for flooding my inbox with your writings. Second, click Facebook or Twitter icon at the right upper corner and drop me a message; I will do my best to get back to you as soon as possible (a Facebook profile of sexy woman will magically increase my response time). Good luck and see ya!